The Great Obama Islamic Conspiracy

[flobbergob]

So, Obama took the oath for a second time last night in the White House - BUT NO BIBLE!

I remember thinking at the time that the oath might be invalid if the words were fluffed.

Therefore the second oath was the only valid one. Why no Bible? Apparently none was close to hand. Poppycock! They surely must have had 5 or 10 minutes warning about the repeat ceremony? No Bible could be found in the White House?

Thus the President of the USA has taken an oath without Scripture - and the reason is surely obvious - this is because it is the start of the serious Islamisation of the Western World, with Obama in the van.

[keyplus90]

Congratulation, you have managed to find The Da Vinci Code. You may come through now.

[fredpuli47]

Well done flobbergob ! You've excelled yourself ! (Have you noticed yet that he's black and his middle name is Hussein ? Should be worth a few more rants)

[R1Geezer]

Well spotted, the muzzies are taking over!

[flobbergob]

OK, I may be a bit stupid - but please someone tell me - why no Bible?

It must have been a deliberate omission - but why?

Over to you smart people.

[flobbergob]

More discussion here:

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/messa ge710867/pg1

This looks ominous.

[keyplus90]

Bible, Quran, Torah or whatever should be in heart if believed to be true. Any one can have these things in hand or under the armpit and still not believe and more importantly act on it.

[flobbergob]

Under the armpit - now there's a thought.

keyplus you have some wonderful turns of phrase. Your best of the moment is about rockets landing in the middle of ones head.

[R1Geezer]

They put the koran under the armpit when they flog someone.

[PeasAndRice]

obama = Osama

[legendis.god]

Isnt it rue that when hoover was inaugerated he wasnt read the oath properly and he never re took the oath either?

And werent 2 other presidents resworn in too?

[brionon]

And,don't forget Boris is from Turkish origins !! Mmmm a Real Conspiracy.

[Quinlad]

It does look very ominous.

Eyewitnesses have also seen him flicking out an 12-foot tongue and catching a fly on the far wall before scampering across the ceiling on all fours. Others have seen circuitry and LEDs lights on his lower back.

So he's either an alien or a robot. Time will tell but it does look ominous.

[jno]

one word was out of order in the original. It doesn't actually make any difference, it's not a secret code that lets you into the Oval Office if you say everything in a prescribed order. An oath is still an oath, the misplaced word ('faithfully') didn't change the meaning. No idea why they did it again.

[keyplus90]

Peaeandrice got a point. May be Obama is in fact Osama in disguise and he has already got his hands on the briefcase of secret codes for nuclear weapons and on very first day he decided to stop trials to do with Guantanamo Bay and don�t forget what he said today. Unconditional dialogue with Iran. What do we do now?

[sp1814]

True (see Sky News if you don't believe me) - Barack is Lewis Hamilton's biological father

So not only won't he swear on a bible, but he's also a deadbead dad who hasn't paid a single penny to his son's upbringing.

It's a sick and crazy world.

See Sky's report here (the Lewis Hamilton confirmation is towards the bottom):

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Ke nyan-Babies-Are-Named-Barack-Obama-After-New-U S-President/Article/200811115145800?lid=ARTICL E_15145800_KenyanBabiesAreNamedBarackObamaAfte rNewUSPresident&lpos=searchresults

[rov1200]

As his dad was a terrorist in Kenya belonging to the mau mau against British colonionism then adhering to western values must be hard to stomach.

[rov1200]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mau_Mau_Uprising

[flip_flop]

Probably somewhat pedantic, but shouldn't the first "African-American" president be more accurately referred to as the first "African-European-American" president given his mother's lineage?

[naomi24]

I wish people would stop all this nonsense with colour, ethnic origin, and religion. He's the new president of the USA. Full stop. Let's hope he does the job well - and that no one shoots him.

[Hotlardlife]

Well apart from the booze thing and stickin my bum to the west 5 times a day I reckon Islam has got alot going for it.

Dont fancy the chances of all the homosexuals/women/lefties/scumbag scotes too much though

Mmm looking beter all the time.