Have you noticed that, with the exception of his current conquest, the mothers are all fat chav biffers?
Now clearly this oxygen thief is scum, but let's not forget the chav scum he is coupling with. The reported costs are just for the kids the knuckle dragger has fathered. As the mothers are also chavs they have the chav baby making gene whereby they only...
Must be something wrong with us then, as we're clearly in the minority! Is there anyone on ABland who is going "corrrrr, I would!", go arrrn, admit it, we won't hold it against you.