Animal jokes

[JonnyBoy12]

A bird walked into a bar but could not be served with alcohol. Why was this?

He was a minor bird!


What kind of snake would you find on a building site?

A boa constructor!


What kind of birds would you find in a church?

Birds of pray!


What is a dog's favourite means of transport?

Bark and ride!


What is a duck's favourite drug?

Quack cocaine!


What did the cob say to the pen on a lake?

Nothing as they were both mute swans!

[marval]

Haha

[DTCwordfan]

last one is the best

[To-Ryscum]

so you pulled all your Crackers at the same time - for this - oh! Johnnyboy