Worst day of my life
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink,when a large,
trouble-making biker steps up next to me,grabs my drink,
and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says,menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says,
"I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I said.
"I'm a complete failure.
I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot,
I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance.
I left my wallet in the cab I took home.
I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.
I buy a drink,
I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve;
then you show up and drink the whole thing!
But enough about me, how's your day going?"