Naked breakfast...

[Jemisa]

A couple had been married for 50 years.

They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, dear, we've been married for 50 years."

"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."

"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as a new born baby fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny sniggered, "What do you say...should we get naked?"

Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

"You know, Charley," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My breasts are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Grandad. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your porridge...

[moonraker558]

Aye it was wasted on tt, if the old gal wants a bit of rough who am I to shatter her dreams.

[Psybbo]

You just have to keep her happy, she knows y'know

[moonraker558]

I am just having a makeover as we speak sibo.