I Gave Up My Job At The Kennels.....

[Cruciformist]

I was just a dogsbody.

[Baldric]

Life's a bitch sometimes!

[tonyav]

Gave up your job !, are you barking. ?

[shoota]

Become a boxer

[Cruciformist]

...and my favourite kennel maid went off with a German shepherd...

[vulcan]

that tail was very short !

[Baldric]

Move to Labrador!

[tonyav]

It will take a good job to lick that.

[Cruciformist]

I tried to retrieve 'er, but there were no leads..

[tonyav]

Did you get your collar felt ?.

[Baldric]

My GF worked there as well, I worried that someone would pinscher!

[tonyav]

Did they hound you.

[Baldric]

She ^^^ was a bonny Lassie!

[shoota]

I know your girlfriend - I used to tekel her....

[Baldric]

Shoota, you dog!

[Baldric]

I'll bet that tony took a peke at that

[tonyav]

LOL.

[Psybbo]

You'll have to pick the bones of that lot

[Cruciformist]

Not to worry, shortly after I left, I became a CORGI registered plumber.

[Baldric]

Cheeky pussy!

[tonyav]

Gawd, that takes the biscuit.