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excelsior-1 | 18:17 Thu 31st Jan 2013 | Jokes
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..... to an x-ray technician

he will see right through you
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...and he might get ultra-violent!
Make no bones about it !
X-ray technicians are natural comedians, they are always ribbing you - but they are better than urologists, as they just take the piss out of you.
And many of them are x-rayted
Have you met his colleagues, Mr,I and Cat Scanner, nasty pieces of work, those two, and the impressions that they make have quite a resonance.
They certainly radiate an air of bon..e..ami..
Homie even..
X Ray technicians always keep the skeleton keys to the hospital.

A blonde guy goes to a local novelty shop and finds a pair of x-ray glasses.

He checks them out, and isn't fully convinced, but the store manager comes along and closes the deal.

On his way home, he puts on his new x-ray glasses and can't believe his eyes. He sees everyone in the street naked. He takes them off for a moment, and everyone has their clothes on.

He puts the glasses back on, and everyone is naked.......

He rushes home and is eager to show his new toy to his wife, but he can't find her.

He goes up to the bedroom where he finds his wife and the postman, naked in bed.

He takes his glasses off, and the two are still naked. He puts them back on, and they're still naked.

"Damn!" he says. "I just paid twenty quid for these and they're already broken!"

Are you sure you didn't have the "Tim Vine Joke book" for Christmas Excel?...

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