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My Doctor Told Me To Watch What I Eat...

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ll_billym | 19:35 Sat 09th Feb 2013 | Jokes
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Was down the local last night and had just finished my pint. I was ordering a second and the landlord says ''hey thought the doc said you could only have one pint a night''. I said yes he did but I got a second opinion and he said I could have a pint too!
19:40 Sat 09th Feb 2013
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Makes my alimentary canal turn..
21:51 Sat 09th Feb 2013
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Hope you don't mind - copied to FB :)
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