Mrs. Thatcher Joke

[brionon]

Er---can't think of one Can you ??

[tonyav]

Er......no, nothing funny about that errr woman.

[Sharingan]

ATOS declare Mrs Thatcher fit for work :)

[sandyRoe]

There's a new piece of graffito on the Falls Rd, Iron Lady Rust in peace

[Sharingan]

The BBC is airing a 15 second programme of tributes from people with northern accents.

[frugalfred]

I hope there are no sharp bends on the funeral route - the lady's not for turning.

[tonyav]

I wonder if all those years ago when she and Dennis would have some nooky that she would say to Dennis 'The Lady Is Not For Turning' !.

[sandyRoe]

But she's being cremated. The Lady is for burning.

[Sharingan]

I only had four hours of sleep last night in honour of Margaret Thatcher- although in fairness that's because I was out celebrating til 3.00 am.

[Canary42]

The coffin will be draped with the Argentine flag since that's where most of our coal now comes from.

[Sharingan]

Anyone else tink that Gerry Adams remarks about Thatcher should have been dubbed by an actor as a fitting tribute?

[sir.prize]

Hell is privatised today.

[jim360]

Flags are going to be held at half-mast through the country - held there with pole tacks.

[Sharingan]

The Pope and Margaret Thatcher are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

The ex-PM and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, Maggie says to the Pope, "did you know that, with just one little wave of my hand, I can make every Conservative in the crowd go wild?"

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Conservative in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive, but did you know that, with just one little wave of my hand, I can make every person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."

Thatcher seriously doubts this and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."

So the Pope punched her.

[sir.prize]

The biggest joke associated with Maggie is her son Mark!

[tonyav]

Yep sir p, you'd have thought she would have bought him a sat nav !.

[Sharingan]

We've had an Argentinian Pope for two weeks and now Mrs thatcher dies...coincidence?

[tiggerblue10]

Iron Milk Maiden.