Instrumants...
This bloke walks into a pub near a concert hall with an octopus under
his arm and says, "I'll bet any of you that my octopus can play any
instrument that you give him."
Two blokes bet fifty quid each that the octopus can't play their
instruments.
The first bloke hands over his French horn and the octopus starts to
play it .
The second bloke hands over his tuba and sure enough the octopus
plays it. too
The publican then walks into the back room and comes back five
minutes later with a set of bagpipes and bets all the money in the
drawer that the octopus wouldn't be able to play it. He hands over the
bagpipes to the octopus and waits.
After about a minute of watching the octopus run its tentacles over
the bagpipe the owner of the octopus says, "Come on now! Play it!"
The octopus replies, "What do you mean play it?! If I can work out
how to get these bloody plaid pajamas off of it,
I'm gonna screw it!"