Two Friends.........

[excelsior-1]

......who had a double wedding 8 years ago were talking in the pub.

One said  ”Why is it that we both got married on the same day 8 years ago and I have 8 kids and you have none?”

His friend said: “It’s simple – I always use the safe period”

The first man said “When’s that”

His pal replied “When you’re on nights”

[berniecuddles]

lol yep

[Psybbo]

Wonder if Tony has seen this lol

[frugalfred]

He's on a shift, she's in a shift - or not.