I'm Tired

excelsior-1 | 15:35 Mon 21st Apr 2014 | Jokes

3 Answers

The population of this country is 60 million of which 20 million are retired, that leaves 40 million to do the work.
There are 25 million at school that leaves 15 million to do the work.
There are 6 million employed by the government who drink tea because coffee would keep them awake, that leaves 9 million to do the work.
There are 5 million employed by the Borough Councils that leaves 4 million to do the work.
There are 2 million unemployed that leaves 2 million to do the work.
There is one million in the Arm Forces that leaves 1 million to do the work.
There are 600 000 in hospitals and 399 998 in HM Prisons, that leaves two people to do the work.
You and me.

And you are sat on your backside reading this rubbish.

Is there any bloody wonder I’m tired…