Man And Wife

[marval]

A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.

The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him.

"Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your trouble to bed with you."

"I know," said the man, "but I can’t. My wife refuses to sleep alone."


Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.


The angry wife met her husband at the door.

There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.

"I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?"

"There is," he replied. "Breakfast."


For all the guys who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember that's where the knives are kept.

[decmangan]

Tonyav, scroll back!

[tonyav]

Have done, decmangan.

[decmangan]

To tony, find it?

[pixie373]

Fine thank you x. Help yourself to beer, tone.

[tonyav]

I can't find any reference to Dr Who, dec.

Thanks pixie.

[decmangan]

It isn't the good doctor. I interjected on this thread earlier!

[decmangan]

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[tonyav]

Ah, so after being refused the first time the time traveller travelled back in time to try again ?.

[decmangan]

No he had just got there!

[tonyav]

Doh, very good decmangan.

[decmangan]

Ta I heard it on radio 2 the other day (ken Bruce) it took a little time to sink in, funny!

[tonyav]

LOL, glad it wasn't just me then, decmangan.