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henry11101q | 23:56 Sun 16th Nov 2014 | Jokes
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the chicken crossed the road to to other side
but why did the man cross the road
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To collect his Giro from the post office?
Will we ever know?
To catch the bleedin chicken.
Because....

The man had been sitting outside a library and had seen the chicken emerge with a book tucked under its wing, cross the road and walk to a pond in the park opposite.
His curiosity got the better of him so he followed.
Arriving at the pond he saw the chicken offer the book to a frog and say "Book, book, book"
To which the frog replied "reddit, reddit".
lol Ozzy :-)
:)
1ozzy: You put far too much effort into that lol.
It made me laugh though...
I am "very trying" Dizmo ;-)
Thanks Ummmm.
Sometimes the worse they are the better the chuckle,,,, or groan.
My excuse is that I'm supposed to be in bed right now, it's only 12:48 where you are. I bet you've got the barby on now, getting ready to throw on some steaks and open up a can of lager. I'm tired :)
That will have to wait till later, 'tis a working day.
But it will happen.
Sleep well Dizmo.
I woke up thinking it was morning (as in the alarm was about to go off)
Oi Oz!, you don't get rid of me that easily.
Surely you're not asking me to "put some effort in to it",,, are you?
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