So we're suggesting the dachshund bit means nothing. In which case the dog making a bolt for the door must of been a real bolt, which also means he/she can smith. This shouldn't be in jokes, this should be in the news.
Technically the word 'bolt' has 3 meanings not two.
bolt (an object made usually out of metal or plastic which is threaded).
bolt (to run, or to make haste)
bolt (a short, heavy arrow shot from a crossbow), oh how I do like my crossbow :)