A woman marries & produces 6 children & after a short period her husband dies & the woman marries again, this time she has 4 children & again after a while her 2nd husband dies, she subsequently marries yet again & this time she has 6 children again. She develops a fatal disease & this time she dies. Two neighbours are at her funeral & the one says to the other, ah well at last they are together, the other woman says , do you mean with her first husband? the first woman replies ''no her legs''.
Reminds me of the 3 irish men in the waiting room at a maternity hospital
1st guy holds his head in his hands and says, 10 kids all boys 1 more and I'll have my own football team. The next guy adds '' That's nothing I,ve got 14 boys one more and I'll have my own Rugby team. The 3rd Irish man says ''think you have problems, I have 17 kids, all girls, one more and I'll have my own Golf course!''