Unintended Jokes...

[Chipchopper]

Sometimes, I think unintentional jokes can be hilarious, here's a few:-

Sign seen in a dry cleaners window: We don't tear your clothing with machinery, we do it all by hand.

Cemetery sign: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.

Sign in the grounds of a public school: No trespassing without permission.

[agchristie]

Yes, good aren't they? I always liked this one:

Man wanted to handle dynamite, must be prepared to travel unexpectedly!

[DTCwordfan]

Someone just showed such an example on Facebook.....'Massage - The rapist'.........

[Gromit]

// Whoever took the step ladders yesterday please return them or further steps will be taken. //

// Staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board. //

[DTCwordfan]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/04/10/article-2601433-1CFDED4A00000578-362_636x382.jpg

[Chipchopper]

Corf....sounds like they could use some Therapy. :-)

[marval]

Automatic washing machines, please remove all your clothes when the light goes out

[stuey]

Sign at a bus terminus near me. "Caution Buses Use Please Use Sidewalk.".

[stuey]

Forget the first "Use".

[marval]

On a repair shop door

We can repair anything, (please knock hard on the door, the bell doesn't work

[janzman]

Sign on a shop door

PUSH
if that doesn't work
PULL
if that doesn't work

We're closed

[marval]

Outside a second hand shop

We exchange anything, bicyles,washing machines. etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain

[whiskeryron]

Notice in newsagents window, Chester Draws for sale 1 Orner.
Notice in gents barber shop, hair cut whilst you wait.
Notice in dress shop window,come in & have a fit.

[marval]

In a toilet

Toilet out of order please use floor below

[Grandpappy]

My butcher has a sign in the window declaring " My tongue speaks for itself"!

[Chipchopper]

A lot of them made me chuckle!.

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant : "Our wines leave you nothing to hope for"

[Togo]

Golf Club Toilets. Please don't wash your dirty balls in the sink.

[waterboatman]

Sign in a field. 'Do not enter this field unless you can cross it in less than thirty seconds. The bull can! '