Oh Mummy!....

[Patsy33]

"How do you become a mummy?" asked little Tommy to his mother. "Oh god, here we go" she thought. So she awkwardly began to explain. "Well, two people who love each other, like mummy and daddy, get together and daddy puts his special seed inside mummy's tummy" Then little Tommy looking perplexed, butts in and says, " Yes, but when do you put the bandages on!" ..........

[marval]

lol

[EDDIE51]

My Daddy lies over the ocean
My Mummy lies over the sea
My Daddy lies over my Mummy
And that's how they got little me!