Tiz The Season 2B Jolly...

[Chipchopper]

A guy came round to sweep the chimney today.
So, it being the season of goodwill an all, I offered him a cup of tea and a mince pie, to which he cheerfully excepted.

To save some time, I heated the pie in the microwave, knowing that he had a busy schedule ahead.

when he was all done, he thanked me and I asked him: "how was the pie ?"
Well he said: "to be honest, it was ruddy ard.
"Well it should be Rud-yard, I explained, its a Mr kipling!"

Just getting my coat now :-)

[weecalf]

Was not very grateful of Kim I'll get the coat

[cupid04]

I thought it was exceedingly good...

[DTCwordfan]

Is this thread riskin' raisin' the roof?

[marval]

Good one