Big Words.

[Patsy33]

The teacher was trying to encourage her young pupils to use grown up words instead of baby words. She asked Michael what he did yesterday. "I visited my Nana". Teacher said no, we say Grandmother. She then asks John the same question. "I went on the choo-choo" Teacher said, no we say train. Next she asked Alex what he did. "I read a book" "That's wonderful", replied the teacher. "What did you read?" "Winnie The Shitt" replied the youngster.........