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Patsy33 | 19:01 Tue 04th Jul 2017 | Jokes
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My lawn is chicken proof. It's impeckable....
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Did turf off the chickens ?
17:43 Wed 05th Jul 2017
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don't egg her on...
17:47 Wed 05th Jul 2017
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sounds eggciting...
17:49 Wed 05th Jul 2017
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My neighbour asked me why I water the lawn with whiskey. "To make it half cut" I replied..
18:21 Wed 05th Jul 2017
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Michael O'Leary was waiting at the bus stop with his friend, Paddy Maguire, when a lorry went by loaded up with rolls of turf.

O'Leary said, "I'm going to do that when I win the lottery, Maguire."

"What's that, Michael?" responds his mate.

"Send me lawn away to be cut," concludes O'Leary.
22:01 Wed 05th Jul 2017

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