Chip Shop

[Berniecuddles2]

Took my goldfish to the chip shop and asked 'do you sell fish cakes?'
'Yes' they replied.
Great because it's his birthday.
bloke standing next to me asked "how big is your plaice"
chippy said"its a one bedroom flat above the shop"!

[maggiebee]

Made me giggle Bernie

[murraymints]

hmmmmm

[Chipchopper]

They had clown fish in my local chippy.
Tasted a bit funny to me.

[marval]

Groan, eel have to go.

[maggiebee]

Floundering a bit here.

[marval]

He does skate on thin ice.

[Georgiesmum]

My plaice or yours?

[maggiebee]

What a load of carp

[marval]

I have no trout there will be more answers.

[maggiebee]

All together now - Salmon chanted evening

[Togo]

For "cod's hake" it isn't even Fry Day.

[marval]

Early night for me tonight, am looking forward to being a kipper.

[Truthteller88]

You want peas with that?
No thanks, I haddockan of that this morning. Lol

[Berniecuddles2]

jeez some codswallop there!

[DTCwordfan]

one goldfish has tanked out.

What is stranger than seeing a cat fish?
Seeing a goldfish bowl.

[marval]

Some people are having a whale of a time Bernie.

[Berniecuddles2]

Big punch up in the chippy earlier people were getting battered!

[Berniecuddles2]

It seemed like ages waiting for my fresh fish to be cooked I said hurry up m8 get your skates on !

[Berniecuddles2]

I went into a fish and chip shop the other day and said I’ll have fish and chips twice. The guy behind the counter said “I heard you the first time”.

[marval]

Is your fish and chip shop next to the prawnbrokers?