Quickies...............

[Shaglene]

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a fridge? Killed.
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I told my new girlfriend that I want to be a millionaire like my Dad. She said, 'Wow, your dad’s a millionaire ?' I said, 'No - he wants to be.'
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Dating is a lot like fishing. Sure there’s plenty of fish in the sea. But until I catch one, I’m just stuck here holding my rod.
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I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day. I’ve no idea why. The sign clearly said, 'Fine for parking'.
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IN AMERICA., DOGS ARE K 9. IN KOREA, DOGS ARE E 10.
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