In A Cafe...

[Chipchopper]

A Frenchman ordered one egg on toast for his breakfast.
The waitress later came to his table and asked "are you sure that will that be sufficient sir ?.

"Yes, thats enoeuf" He replied.

[Togo]

Would a German have asked for Elf Eier?

[albaqwerty]

he obviously had plenty of eggsperience ordering in cafes

[Togo]

Haha made myself laugh Chip, "Elf Eier On Toast".

[Voltage]

Blimey a few scrambled brains about today lol

[Shaglene]

Eggsactly...............

[Chipchopper]

I'm going for the "Elf Eier" option.

[Togo]

Lol Chips. Ta.. We have had oven Chips, frozen Chips, and now egg n Chips. :))

[Khandro]

The yolk was on her.

[Patsy33]

Did he have his egg done 'ova easy'?....

[Chipchopper]

I like my eggs on the jersey side, Patsy....but I'm sure it'l all come out in the wash.

[DTCwordfan]

looks like a right cocotte upwards developing here.

[DTCwordfan]

and chipchopper with a Sark sense of humour.