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Patsy33 | 18:44 Sat 09th Dec 2017 | Jokes
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My mate told me a fish jumped out of the sea and slapped him in the face,
that's got to be codswallop!
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Tilly2
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If he did get walloped, I bet it made him flounder a bit.
19:12 Sat 09th Dec 2017
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Avatar Image Voltage
Sounds pollocks to me ;-)
19:00 Sat 09th Dec 2017
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I'd mullet over if I were you.
19:01 Sat 09th Dec 2017
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You do carp on about it !
19:10 Sat 09th Dec 2017
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If he did get walloped, I bet it made him flounder a bit.
19:12 Sat 09th Dec 2017
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Lol ...
19:13 Sat 09th Dec 2017
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He's always got some fin to say that bloke.....
19:35 Sat 09th Dec 2017
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It put him in his plaice.
19:51 Sat 09th Dec 2017
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I hake it when fish do that.
22:44 Sat 09th Dec 2017
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That would have freaked me out, I'd have taken off on my motor pike.
22:49 Sat 09th Dec 2017
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Was he angling for a fight
22:52 Sat 09th Dec 2017
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That story sounds a bit fishy to me...................
10:37 Sun 10th Dec 2017

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