Get Up Get Up!!

[Chipchopper]

A mother is waking her son: : "Tyler wake up, you have to go to school."
"Aw mum, just a bit more sleep please."
"No you really have to get up right now."
"But I hate school. The children are nasty to me and the teachers are a complete pain!."
"Stop it now and get off to school with you."
"Mum, just give me one good reason why I should go to that stupid school!."
"Tyler, because you're 45 years old and you're the headmaster"!

[zebo]

I know exactly how he feels, it never snowed hard enough for me!