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Chipchopper | 17:45 Mon 19th Feb 2018 | Jokes
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A young man, out on his first date with his new girl friend had booked a table at a local gastro-pub.
When their food arrived, the young man asked the waitress "where are the condiments ?"
The waitress paused for a moment and said "In the usual place, the vending machine in the Gents"
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Avatar Image Garaman
I had trouble with her, I asked for malt vinegar and she brought me balsamic in loo.
22:31 Mon 19th Feb 2018
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Don’t invite her for a rubber of bridge!
22:33 Mon 19th Feb 2018
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The vending machine had graffiti '' This chewing gum tastes horrible''
22:35 Mon 19th Feb 2018

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