I'm Leaving You!

[Voltage]

My wife came home from work to find me sitting watching the football..

"I've decided I'm leaving you, all you do is talk about football you think about nothing else," she said.
"I'm also seeing someone else truth be told".

"Really?" I replied.
"What team does he support?"

[Hopkirk]

You and your wife are not very united.

[1ozzy]

Obviously your team Volty.

Better find a new team old mate ;-/

[Voltage]

she always spurs me on tho!

[1ozzy]

//"What team does he support?"//


Yours, long as your team is on top ;-))

[Hopkirk]

I'm not sure you two are a good match.

Time to show her the red card.

[Patsy33]

Result Volty! Back of the net.......

[Voltage]

ive been told off im standing offside in the corner!

[Voltage]

i tried to be nice but that backfired...i called her darling-ton oops

[Quoi]

tell her you cant Liverpool without out her and that you will love her for Everton.

[Voltage]

lol she just had her hair done " nice barnet" i replied ...wallop!

[Hopkirk]

Tell her you would jump through hoops for her

[Hopkirk]

.... after all, if you don't want to be substituted, you need to stoke the fire.

[zebo]

She sounds like a Wanderer, off on her trotters.

[Garaman]

You were a bit too defensive for me. I my OH was playing away, I would go on the attack.

[Voltage]

shes at the doctors now complaining of a sore penalty box!

[Quoi]

//shes at the doctors now complaining of a sore penalty box! //
Not surprised - the goalie and 4 defenders were in there last night!

[Voltage]

pmsl at least someone scored!

[Quoi]

Yes - I heard their striker scoring in the other end the night before.

[Patsy33]

I can see you being thrown to the Wolves!...