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Voltage | 07:23 Fri 09th Mar 2018 | Jokes
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My wife came home from work to find me sitting watching the football..

"I've decided I'm leaving you, all you do is talk about football you think about nothing else," she said.
"I'm also seeing someone else truth be told".

"Really?" I replied.
"What team does he support?"
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shearer delight she reckons!
she obviously decided you weren't a keeper.
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i'm more worried about her wandering patsy lol
Hope she hasnt got a ticket to Barcelona - that could get Messi.
Is Motherwell considering this foul up?
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Heard her on the phone last night talking to her friend " ohh I love terrys" so I got her a box of chocolates.... grr she meant john terry's
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Hope she doesn't go with that buffoon from juventus!
She's got you cornered............
Have you got the blues?
^^^^^^^^
I've turned red just reading that!
She's gone for tony - a lost cause as he's a Villa fan.....

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