Shiver Me Timbers!

[Chipchopper]

Scientists and marine biologists were called in, to investigate the Mary Rose when it began to tremble.
Their results concluded that it was a nervous wreck.

[Voltage]

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers.

[Chipchopper]

I don't know why pirating jokes are so addictive, they just arrrrrr.

[Patsy33]

Lol! I'm in bits!.....

[Voltage]

Pirate pick up lines:

- Oh you make my Roger Jolly!

- Is that a wooden leg or are you that happy to see me?

- Do you mind if I drop anchor in your lagoon?


- Surrender your booty!

[mallyh]

dyslexic pirate had a carrot on his shoulder

[Voltage]

what did the pirate say on his birthday?
ayyyy matey!

[Voltage]

lol cant beat the oldens!!

[Chipchopper]

I saw a pirate standing at the bar, in the olde ship inn.
He had tattoo's, bandanna, earrings, the whole works!
I didn't want him to think I was staring, so I decided to strike up conversation.

Me: "Nice earrings, where did you get them ?"

Pirate: "Down at the market, only paid two dollars for the pair !"

Me: "Well thats not bad for a bucc-an-eer!"

[Patsy33]

Don't talk to me about Pie rates! Have you seen the cost of a steak & Kidney??

[marval]

Why did nobody want to play cards with the pirate?
Because he was standing on the deck.