Out shopping with my missus yesterday and bumped into Mourinho who told me he'd just got a lb of sausages for Paul Pogba. I said that was a good bargain.
I have just got back home with the bacon. I bought some Jamie Oliver sausages as well. It said on the pack "Prick with a fork". I thought that about sums him up. I put the bacon in the car and went through the Sainsbury's car wash. It ended up a bit streaky.
" We'll be deciding whether to buy some beef, lamb, pork, or venison. "
Don't beef if the final decision goes against you. Accept it like a lamb. Venison is deer at the moment so it probably will be pork unless you both chicken out.