Shopping With The Wife...

[BANANASPLITS]

Going out with the wife tomorrow to the supermarket. We'll be deciding whether to buy some beef, lamb, pork, or venison.

It'll be a joint decision....

[Patsy33]

That manager of Supermarket is a bit juicy! Mr T Bone....

[retrocop]

I haven't the heart for all this butchery.Beginning to feel liverish.Think I am going to chuck up. I feel offal.

[Patsy33]

Do what your guts tell you....

[BANANASPLITS]

i asked the fishmonger what was on offer.."pollocks" he said ...blimey i only asked!

[retrocop]

Cheap skate.? No I am willing to pay.

[retrocop]

I really am off to Sutton to take the wife shopping. If I don't take her I'll have tenderloins :-(

[BANANASPLITS]

i know my plaice retro

[Patsy33]

Could be worse retro, you could get a loin chop!

[BANANASPLITS]

Lol the butchers name was stewey

[aelmpvw]

asking the butcher if he's got a pork hock could be embarrassing

[BANANASPLITS]

I would have asked ael but he had his chopper in his hand....bit off putting!

[Ken4155]

Out shopping with my missus yesterday and bumped into Mourinho who told me he'd just got a lb of sausages for Paul Pogba. I said that was a good bargain.

[BANANASPLITS]

Lol

[retrocop]

I have just got back home with the bacon. I bought some Jamie Oliver sausages as well. It said on the pack "Prick with a fork". I thought that about sums him up. I put the bacon in the car and went through the Sainsbury's car wash. It ended up a bit streaky.

[Patsy33]

Lol..
Fat lot of good that did!

[retrocop]

" We'll be deciding whether to buy some beef, lamb, pork, or venison. "


Don't beef if the final decision goes against you. Accept it like a lamb. Venison is deer at the moment so it probably will be pork unless you both chicken out.

[Arksided]

Ken... lb of sausages for Paul Pogba, come on at that price surely frogs legs.

[Ken4155]

That's what i thought, Arky, but Mourinho said he asked the guy if he had frogs legs and he was told to hop it :-)

[DTCwordfan]

If you are now wanting frogs' legs, you must remember to go to the spawn shop - it's opposite the butcher's place.