Shopping With The Wife...

[BANANASPLITS]

Going out with the wife tomorrow to the supermarket. We'll be deciding whether to buy some beef, lamb, pork, or venison.

It'll be a joint decision....

[marval]

Let your wife decide, or you will get a roasting.

[DTCwordfan]

time to ham it up then?

[sanmac]

Don't be smoking a joint in the shop or the law will have a beef with you!

[Bazile]

Will you be meating her there and will you be getting a poultry amount

[BANANASPLITS]

I won't sanmac I'm to chicken!

[Patsy33]

Is that the top side of town?....

[BANANASPLITS]

I'm not sure patsy....wow I'm such a ham!

[Patsy33]

You need to chew it over...

[Tilly2]

You're getting your porkies pulled!

[Patsy33]

You're such a chump sometimes....

[retrocop]

These decisions really get my Goat man.

[maggiebee]

Chop chop then, get a move on!

[Patsy33]

Hey Chuck, whatever you decide on, I hope you both enjoy it!...

[BANANASPLITS]

I got thrown out of tescos I only asked the butcher "can I feel your loins"!

[Patsy33]

Get a complaints form and make sure you fillet out!..

[retrocop]

Was this written Tongue in Cheek?

[BANANASPLITS]

all answers have gone to my spam box!

[Patsy33]

Retro, I do tend to skirt around things....

[retrocop]

Bully for you. Something to beef about.

[Patsy33]

Lol BS!....