Paddy comes home from work to find his Wife propping up her washing machine on 2 bricks. "What the feck are you doing?" asks Paddy. His Wife replies "Doing the washing at 30 degrees, ya eejit!"
Mick said to paddy "I've found a pen is it yours"
"I don't know said paddy let me use it"
After a minute paddy said " yes it's mine"
"How do you know said mick"
"It's my hand writing "