Man goes into bar with a giraffe and buys two drinks.
Giraffe knocks it back and collapses on the floor.
The barman exclaims, "You can't leave that lyin' on the floor."
Man replies, "Not a lion, it's a giraffe!"
An owl walks into a bar and says, “Hey, sweetie, how about you get the waitresses to sing me happy birthday?” Bartender says, “Sorry pal, this isn’t a Hooters.”