Toilet Paper

[Canary42]

I've been reduced to using lettuce leaves. I'm sure this is just the tip of the iceberg.

[Old_Geezer]

You're putting the tip of an iceberg where ?

[Chipchopper]

Coss it is

[Patsy33]

Lol.. a little gem of a joke there, Canary!..

[jno]

nothing much romaines here either.

[campbellking]

Just driven back behind a van that had ' no toilet rolls kept in this vehicle overnight ' written in the dirt.

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[Theland]

Salad cream or Mayo?

[NickorWan]

In the end, I've done similar - slawly mind you.

[Chipchopper]

Nettle leaves are a poor substitute unless you're desperate

[zebo]

If you meet anyone who is copying the eastern custom of not using their left hand when eating you'll know they've exhausted their supply of supersoft!

[Theland]

Detol and a wire brush, better than Cillit Bang.

[A0pple]

oh god lol

[Bazile]

Use the new notes - at least you can wash them afterwards

[Patsy33]

It's not rocket science!