Vices

[Patsy33]

God spoke to me, telling me I should quit smoking, drinking and sex. I told him I'd try very hard. A week later, he asked me how I was getting on. I said that I managed to quit smoking, given up the booze, but as I was bending over the freezer to get some food out, my boyfriend came up behind me and lifted my skirt and made love to me.
God was disappointed. He said I wouldn't get into heaven if it didn't stop, and that he was upset with me. I told him, not half as upset as Lidl was with me!

[Chipchopper]

So, you was ignoring social distancing then, thats another rule broken

[mallyh]

lol .I didn't see that advertised in offers of the week x

[aelmpvw]

lidl baby conceived in supermarket