Carpentry

[Patsy33]

I was going to tell a joke about carpentry, but thought it wooden work..

[alavahalf]

Plane to see why !

[Bazile]

Oh go on , I dove a tail

[Chipchopper]

Someone asked me how I get my decoy duck carvings so life-like.
I said thats easy peasy I just remove all the bits of wood that don't look like a duck.

[Bazile]

I'm veneer to thinking of another response

[Canary42]

Carpentry - isn't that a fish's mouth. Or possibly a post on Ab LOL.

[I'll get my coat]

[jno]

I saw what you did there.

[Ken4155]

Didn't exactly nail it, did you.
There's mortice this than meets the eye.
Screw you!
That's just me being chippy. :-))

[zebo]

FIle it away for another day.