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Patsy33 | 19:06 Thu 11th Jun 2020 | Jokes
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Just rang B&Q. I asked, "How big is the queue?"
Person replied, "The same size as the B"..
  
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They have a leaky roof.
19:28 Thu 11th Jun 2020
and...?
How much are the Orange buckets ?
Nice one Patsy. x
Tony have you been into a B&Q recently? Those orange buckets are everywhere, blocking the aisles, guarding the tills and flanking the exit routes. I get a headache going in there.
They have a leaky roof.
Haven't been in a B&Q for ages, Tilly.

Mamya is probably right ;-)
Orange is my least favourite colour.
Lol
By the way, the orange buckets in B&Q are £0.97. They are over-run with them.

Orange bucket invasion!
Well surely they do a Black version or ye olde galvanised steel version, Tilly.
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How much are the Orange buckets ?

Quite reasonable, Tone, I think you could handle it..
£0.97


Ohhhhh, they were a pound years ago, so allowing for inflation and bobthetukey's stocking up his collection they have gone down in price.
The oldies will remember the C&A joke.
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us youngies would like to hear the C&A joke Hoppy :-)
You'll get it on Google, alba
oh dear

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I never quite got the C&A joke, considering that both letters are on the same side.
The '&' in B & q always reminds me of a dog dragging its ass across the ground.

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