A &E

[Chipchopper]

You see some dumb idiots in the hospitals accident and emergency department, the boy the vase stuck on his head, the girl with a bead stuck up her nose.

The other day a guy walked in, who had swallowed his wrist watch.
Don't they realise the strain this puts on the NHS ?.
Its so time consuming!

[Patsy33]

You would have thought his gut would have told him that!...

[retrocop]

He only wanted to see that his ticker was ok

[Chipchopper]

Yeah, and he came back for seconds!

[elfin12]

He should get a ticking off for wasting time.

[Chipchopper]

If he don;t watch it!

[Patsy33]

Is it Time-X ray was done?

[retrocop]

He needs a good laxative. Omega 3 oil does the trick.

[retrocop]

Selfish, thoughtless youth. You wouldn't catch an old timer doing stupid stunts.

[retrocop]

The Italian casualty doctor reassured him and said he would get it out in a Sekonda.

[Chipchopper]

................And plenty of space!

[Chipchopper]

They told him to take deep breaths and Rollax

[Hopkirk]

At least they didn't fob him off.

[vulcan42]

Good old NHS, you've got to hand it to them.

[Hopkirk]

One guy was there with his grandfather

[Ken4155]

He didn't put that much of a strain on the NHS. He was only there for a couple of secondas.

[Ken4155]

They told him to go home, swallow another couple then come back when he has more time.

[Ellipsis]

He might have trouble passing time ...

[Hopkirk]

He must have been off his face.

[Patsy33]

^^^^^
Lol @ Ellipsis!

[LochNessMonster]

Fellow in NHS East Midlands got is watch stuck onto his doodaa ? When he was waiting in reception folk were asking him if he had the "time on you cock"