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Sheer Lunacy
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A husband and his wife were sitting at the breakfast table one morning, when the wife, Suddenly, out of the blue says "Honey, I was to die would you remarry ?".
The husband looks over the top of his paper at her and says "Well of course not darling, that's a ridiculous
question and I don't want to hear any more about it"
The following morning the wife asks the same question and adds "would you let her sleep in our bed"
Husband: "look, as I said before, the thought has never even entered my mind and that's
the God's honest truth"
Wife : okay would you let her use your golf clubs?"
Husband : "that's so ridiculous, anyway she's left-handed.
The husband looks over the top of his paper at her and says "Well of course not darling, that's a ridiculous
question and I don't want to hear any more about it"
The following morning the wife asks the same question and adds "would you let her sleep in our bed"
Husband: "look, as I said before, the thought has never even entered my mind and that's
the God's honest truth"
Wife : okay would you let her use your golf clubs?"
Husband : "that's so ridiculous, anyway she's left-handed.
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