Newspaper

[Patsy33]

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers
The Times are rough..

[Chipchopper]

"Times"? Luxury, I've had to resort to lettuce leaves and that's just the tip of the iceberg ;-)

[Patsy33]

That's nothing, Chip. We've had to resort to scraping paper off the walls...

[jno]

what's the Sun shining out of now?

[Patsy33]

Jno.... Lol!
Assssk no questions, tell no lies...

[Ken4155]

I use the Mirror so that i can see when i'm clean.

[Spicerack]

I have to scrape by with the Lancet.

[Patsy33]

Lol..^^^^^
I'm more of a loner. I only use the Private Eye...

[shoota]

It's 'The Sun' for me because it shines out of mine...