Avians

[Bazile]

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game

[Ken4155]

Don't swallow, Baz, pipit out.

[Patsy33]

Life's a Bustard sometimes, Ken...

[Ken4155]

They don't like being called Bustards, Patsy. They prefer Blackburn Rovers.

[Patsy33]

Lol...
I'm bored like you now Ken. I'm off to fly my Kite...

[Bazile]

Two vultures were in the desert eating a dead clown.

The first vulture says to the second: 'Does that taste funny to you?'

The second vulture replied - '' yes , he does seem to be on the 'TERN'

[Ken4155]

Two Mynah birds were in the desert watching two vultures eating a dead clown.
First Mynah says; "That's funny."
Second Mynah says; "That's funny."

[DTCwordfan]

A vulture arrives at the airport check-in. He's carrying a dead rabbit under one wing.
"Return ticket to Death Valley please."
"Pleasure trip?"
"Yup, sort of a u-pick kind of thing."
"LOL, very good! Ok, here you go. Are you checking the rabbit in?"
"No, this is carrion."

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^
Lol..

[Hopkirk]

Were they flying on a harebus?

[DTCwordfan]

Nope - no hares involved - it was a Beechcraft King Air ‘Northern Orange-Tufted Sunbird’

[Patsy33]

Are you sure you haven't made a Booby there, DTC?

[tiggerblue10]

Glad no one shouted 'gannet ur boobies out'!

[Hopkirk]

Does your friend come from Swansea?

[DTCwordfan]

In my case, I grew up near Hawkshead.....(true)

[Bazile]

I have just painted my tools, I now have a yellow hammer.