Avians

[Bazile]

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game

[Chipchopper]

He's run up a huge bill

[aelmpvw]

enough with the wise quacks

[maggiebee]

Aye, hard to swallow

[Patsy33]

What a Tit!
Wren is this going to stop?..

[Hopkirk]

You may have beaten them at their own game, but don't crow about it.

[novalis]

It's enough to give anybody a grebe-ance.

[Hopkirk]

You're just larking about. Your friend will have a grouse with you.

[Bazile]

I know a loose woman who likes a cockatoo...

[DTCwordfan]

Jackdaw is the ABer to make the come-backs on this one.....

[Ken4155]

I think you and your friend are a pair of loons.

[Hopkirk]

Raven mad

[Bazile]

Was Sir Christopher Wren , a high-flyer ?

[Patsy33]

He must've been a puffin, after building St. Pauls...

[Bazile]

Where does Sir Francis Drake fit, in all of this ?

[DTCwordfan]

Francis Drake spent his time robin' the Spanish....couldn't stop having a crow about it too....

[Ken4155]

Why so bittern? Why can't you be more pheasant with one another? I find it quite starling that you and your friend are being so childish. I du nnock know why eider of you can't just crow up and be the sensible swan. If tit carrions on, albatross with you both. And you will be egret tit.

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^^
Now that's just showing off, Ken! :-))

[DTCwordfan]

My parrots name was Bazile Flint,
Boy that bird couldn't half chip and swear.
I never invited in any AB visitors,
So novlis blue was the air.

He'd squawk "pretty effing polly"
Or "give us a TTT cracker you t##t"
I'd never heard such maggiebee swearing,
AEL never taught him that.

I bought him off a Boaty sailor
Who was heading back to sea,
He said to me, "you'll love him
He's such good online company."

And what he said was News right
He entertained and joked, it's true.
I said "who's a pretty Robin boy then"
He squawked, " well not effing you !"

The Hopkirk profanities just got too much,
I sold him on Cuckoo-Bay, with regret.
But, ay ken, the house seems so quiet now,
Without my 'effing' patsy pet !

[Ken4155]

Boredom, Patsy, nothing better to do :-))

[Bazile]

These puns are getting hard to swallow.