Golfing....

[10ClarionSt]

..a guy was playing on a golf course in Kenya, when a lion leapt at him out of the bushes. His caddy pulled out a rifle and shot the lion just before it could do any damage.

"Thank God you had that rifle", the golfer said.

On the next hole, a leopard darted from the bushes and the caddy was quick to shoot it with the rifle.

"I really am so relieved you brought that rifle" he said.

On the next hole, a lioness leapt from the bushes and ripped the golfers arm off.

"Where was you with that rifle?" the golfer said. The caddy said:

"Sorry bwana but you don't get a shot at this hole".

[DTCwordfan]

'gwoan' or i am legless.