Puns Galore

[Rondy]

I've applied for a job as an echo.
I'm waiting to hear back.
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I've had lots of personal trainers.
I've had lots of other shoes too.
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I said, "Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a hotel."
He said, "Can I examine you?"
I said, "Be my guest!"
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Cut myself on my new tv.
The outside of the box did warn me it was a Sharp tv.
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[Patsy33]

Haha...Love 'em!..

[brian j john]

Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.

[Smowball]

Our local ice-cream van came round today seeing as it was lovely and sunny, but on the last road he crashed his van and really hurt his neck. Apparently he’s suffering from Whippy-lash…… :) :).

[jno]

the cops were called to a nursery because a two-year-old was resisting a rest.

[William51]

Doctor, i keep thinking i am a window curtain. Pull yourself together man.

[emmie]

a man goes to his doctor and says to him, doctor sometimes i think im a teepee sometimes a wigwam, doctor replies, stop worrying,
your two tents (tense)