Headlines.................

[Shaglene]

Budgie escapes from its cage.........Humps family dog. Owner says, "I've got puppies going cheap if anyone wants one."

[Bazile]

Good thing it wasn't a rooster

[Atheist]

Pensioner loses budgie and reports it to local paper. Young reporter goes out to interview her and asks, "Where did you last see it?" Pensioner replies, "When I buried her in the garden."

[Patsy33]

What a ruff deal...

[William51]

I hope they do not fly away.