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Johnny's Dog
Two young lads fighting in the school yard and the teacher stopped them saying, "Right Johnny, What are you fighting about?" Johnny said "Please miss, he shoved a cracker up my dog's ***."
"Johnny." the teacher said, "You don't say things like that, you mean his rectum."
"Wrecked him" Johnny said, "He nigh on bloody killed him."
"Johnny." the teacher said, "You don't say things like that, you mean his rectum."
"Wrecked him" Johnny said, "He nigh on bloody killed him."
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