Doctor, Doctor.

[William51]

Doctor, Doctor. Help me, i am getting shorter and shorter. Just wait there and be a little patient. - Doctor, Doctor. I am at deaths door. Do not worry, we will soon pull you through.

[1ozzy]

After a few invasive tests the doctor decided I had acute angina,
Best gynaecologist ever,,,

[1ozzy]

Just waiting to book in with the cardiovascular team now.

[Smowball]

Omg lol

[Patsy33]

'Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a goat'
'How long have you been feeling like this?'
'Since I was a kid'..