Doctor, Doctor.

[William51]

Doctor, Doctor i have a lettuce stuck up my bum. It appears it is just the tip of the iceberg!. Doctor, Doctor. I have swallowed a roll of film.. Take this and see how it develops!.

[Patsy33]

Lol!
Patient: “Please help me! I can’t stop my hands from shaking.”

Doctor: “Do you drink often?”

Patient: “Not really, I end up spilling most of it.”

[William51]

Patient: Doctor i cannot stop my hand shaking. Doctor: Then you should not meet so many people.

[brian j john]

Patient , I feel very dizzy for an hour when I get up in the morning

Doctor , well get up an hour later