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Hopkirk | 06:09 Sat 11th Jun 2022 | Jokes
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Man "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are two minutes apart"

Doctor "Is this her first child?"

Man "No you idiot, I'm her husband!"
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I bet there was a pregnant pause on the other end of phone...
08:52 Sat 11th Jun 2022
what's a contraction
a very laboured joke x
Push harder,,
from here to Maternity...
I must be thick, as I don't get it.
It makes more sense if you're told it's a telephone conversation - you should get it then piggy (i.e. the man thinks the doctor is asking who's speaking)
its a good un
I bet there was a pregnant pause on the other end of phone...

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